Found this in the paper. Thanks for making it easier for everyone else to see what a loser you are, Mustang.
How rude! The Fuhrer never says impolite things about you! Wait, I need to think back on that…
You’d better! He says shit like that to me all the time. And since when are you such good friends with him anyway?!
And that is a STUPID moustache.
Hmmph, that barely QUALIFIES as a mustache! Clearly the colonel needs an EXAMPLE TO STRIVE FOR!
BEHOLD, MY MUSTACHE! SEE ITS LUXURIANT THICKNESS AND ELEGANT SHAPE!!!